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bpdkisuke:

teacher: write about who you are and your identity!

me: my what

(via thebootydiaries)

thebootydiaries:

me trying to flirt: so what albums make you cry

(via thebootydiaries)

viibes-mydude:

kicksie

thenbhdofficial:

danascullys:

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

need me a freak like that

(via thysilus)

hashtagdion:

warpstar:

idk why fingers in the mouth is so hot but it is

try letting your chicken fingers cool off before you eat them

(via viibes-mydude)

gaysfinest:

do you ever want to check up on someone but it’s just not ur place anymore

(via surprisebitch)

asensuality:

Tfw ur hands r cold so u put them between ur big meaty thighs like ur own personal flesh toaster rb if u agree

(via kiar-na)